{"id":4423,"date":"2021-10-04T14:04:10","date_gmt":"2021-10-04T10:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/college-lachatoire.ac-reunion.fr\/?p=4423"},"modified":"2021-10-04T14:05:12","modified_gmt":"2021-10-04T10:05:12","slug":"all-my-great-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/all-my-great-excuses\/","title":{"rendered":"All My Great Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ce semestre, les \u00e9l\u00e8ves de 4\u00e8me ont \u00e9tudi\u00e9 les excuses pour ne pas faire les devoirs \u00e0 la maison en anglais. Ils ont lu le po\u00e8me \u00ab\u00a0All My Great Excuses\u00a0\u00bb de Kenn Nesbitt et ont cr\u00e9\u00e9 leur propre po\u00e8me avec leurs excuses. Que pensez-vous de leurs excuses?\u00a0<br>\u00a0<br>All My Great Excuses<br>I started on my homework<br>but my pen ran out of ink.<br>My hamster ate my homework.<br>My computer\u2019s on the blink.<br>I accidentally dropped it<br>in the soup my mom was cooking.<br>My brother flushed it down the toilet<br>when I wasn\u2019t looking.<br>My mother ran my homework<br>through the washer and the dryer.<br>An airplane crashed into our house.<br>My homework caught on fire.<br>Tornadoes blew my notes away.<br>Volcanoes struck our town.<br>My notes were taken hostage<br>by an evil killer clown.<br>Some aliens abducted me.<br>I had a shark attack.<br>A pirate swiped my homework<br>and refused to give it back.<br>I worked on these excuses<br>so darned long my teacher said,<br>\u201cI think you\u2019ll find it\u2019s easier<br>to do the work instead.\u201d<br>\u2013<strong>Kenn Nesbitt<br>\u00a0<\/strong><br><strong>Homework and Excuses 403<\/strong><br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But there was an alligator in my house!<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>And then the alligator ate a mouse!<br>\u00a0<br>My homework was too difficult\u00a0<br>I waited for my corona result<br>My sister burnt and threw my homework in the toilet<br>A ninja turtle cut it up and told the adult!<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But the ink spilt on my book<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But it was eaten by a duck<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But my dog ate my book<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>And I didn\u2019t even look\u00a0<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But my cat sold it<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But an evil clown killed it\u00a0<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>And then I fell off my bike<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>My arm broke on the hike<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But I didn\u2019t understand<br>A bird flew with it\u00a0<br>And left it on the band!<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Homework and Excuses 402<\/strong><br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But I was eating pasta<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>And then I met a rasta!\u00a0<br>\u00a0<br>The FBI took my homework<br>Then my dad sold it\u00a0<br>My homework flew away\u00a0<br>And I didn\u2019t even care one bit!\u00a0<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>When my brother came and cut it<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But my rabbit came and ate it!<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework<br>But the volcano exploded<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>But my paper had eroded<br>\u00a0<br>I started on my homework<br>But it got wet<br>I started on my homework\u00a0<br>I lost the bet!\u00a0<br>\u00a0<br>I\u2019m sorry but my playstation called me\u00a0<br>To play call of duty,\u00a0<br>I know it wasn\u2019t free\u00a0<br>But I tried to do it for my country!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce semestre, les \u00e9l\u00e8ves de 4\u00e8me ont \u00e9tudi\u00e9 les excuses pour ne pas faire les devoirs \u00e0 la maison en anglais. Ils ont lu le po\u00e8me \u00ab\u00a0All My Great Excuses\u00a0\u00bb de Kenn Nesbitt et ont cr\u00e9\u00e9 leur propre po\u00e8me avec leurs excuses. Que pensez-vous de leurs excuses?\u00a0\u00a0All My Great ExcusesI&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/all-my-great-excuses\/\"><span>Lire l&rsquo;Article<\/span><i class=\"crycon-right-dir\"><\/i><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19408,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualites"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19408"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4423"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4425,"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4423\/revisions\/4425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-la-chatoire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}