{"id":638,"date":"2017-02-28T12:56:30","date_gmt":"2017-02-28T08:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.college-ledimitile.ac-reunion.fr\/?p=638"},"modified":"2024-04-30T12:58:38","modified_gmt":"2024-04-30T08:58:38","slug":"nouvelles-blagues-droles-de-clara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etab.ac-reunion.fr\/clg-le-dimitile-blog\/2017\/02\/28\/nouvelles-blagues-droles-de-clara\/","title":{"rendered":"Nouvelles blagues dr\u00f4les de Clara"},"content":{"rendered":"

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    C’est la premi\u00e8re journ\u00e9e d’\u00e9cole de Toto.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Sa m\u00e8re dit\u00a0:<\/p>\n

    – Alors toto tu as appris beaucoup de choses ?<\/p>\n

    -Apparemment non je dois y retourner demain.<\/p>\n

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      Deux poules discutent\u00a0:<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      – Comment ca va ma cocotte\u00a0?<\/p>\n

      – Pas tr\u00e8s bien, je crois que je couve un truc.<\/p>\n

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        Toto a eu 20\/20.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        la maitresse dit\u00a0:<\/p>\n

        – Toto tu peux me l’avouer, ta m\u00e8re t’as aid\u00e9<\/p>\n

        – Non, elle ne m’a pas aid\u00e9, elle l’a fait toute seule\u00a0!<\/p>\n

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          Toto, si je te donne 50 bonbons et que tu en mange 48, tu as donc..<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          – Mal au ventre\u00a0!<\/p>\n

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            Toto, si tu marche sur le pied de ta mamie et que tu dis pardon. En guise de remerciement,elle te donne 2 euros. Que fais-tu\u00a0?<\/p>\n

            – Je marche sur l’autre pied\u00a0!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            C’est la premi\u00e8re journ\u00e9e d’\u00e9cole de Toto. Sa m\u00e8re dit\u00a0: – Alors toto tu as appris beaucoup de choses ? -Apparemment non je dois y\u2026<\/p>\n

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